And lo! On the long-appointed day, the new iPhones arrived in four nondescript boxes, and all work ceased so that the people might give thanks and sing songs of praise. For the rest of the day, they were as children on Christmas morning.
Navin Johnson wasn’t nearly as excited about having his name in the new phonebook (phonebook! how pathetically last century!) as the four fortunate ones were about the new phones coming.
Above, you see Lora using her old iPhone to take a picture of the box in which her new iPhone came, and below you see her announcing it to the world. Really. You cannot make this stuff up.