While we’re on the subject of personal health, take a look at this exciting new weapon in the battle for longevity.
One of the partners at ADCO, whose name we are withholding in order to preserve his dignity, did what men who have reached their prime should do — went in for a routine colonoscopy.
This inspired a creative wiseguy friend to send him the above item, which consists of new labeling placed on a soaker irrigation hose from the hardware story. It is the Colon-os-co-ME 2000, which saves you from “spending your hard earned dollars at those rich Doctors offices.”
Be sure to read the instructions, which include the advice to “Eat and drink as much as you can prior to use.”
Or don’t. After all, “REAL men… use the new Colon-os-co-ME.” And as we all know, real men don’t read instructions.