This month, Real Simple magazine has a a list of a words to add to your vocabulary from “The Daily Candy Lexicon: Words That Don’t Exist but Should.” At ADCO, we’re all about words so we thought we should share some of our favorite “not really words.”
But keep in mind, these aren’t real words…just words that really should exist.
crappuccino (n.) A poorly made coffee beverage that costs upwards of $4.
mapquestionable (adj.) Word describing directions provided by MapQuest that somehow caused you to drive in an enormous figure eight.
mouse trap (n.) An internet purchase that looks a lot different upon arrival than it did in the picture.
yellular (n.) The loudness adopted in response to a bad cell-phone connection in the misguided hope that talking louder will actually improve it.
Feel free to add to this list by commenting. We always welcome feedback — especially when it makes us laugh!